Forty Thousand Dollar iPod Shuffle: Do you want one?

So really – not many of us can afford something like this. After all, do you have $40,000.00 to drop on something like an iPod shuffle? And I guess what kills me about this entire luxury gadget is the fact that it is not even a full iPod, it is just an iPod shuffle and that drives me nuts. Why drop that much money on something that does not even have a screen and probably does not hold as much music as a regular old iPod?
So now that, that rant is done, this really is a $40,000.00 luxury item that people have spent money on. It is completely encrusted with diamonds and gold and what man/woman would not want something that is that cool? Look, even the ear buds are encrusted with diamonds with gold accents.
So if you have forty-grand to spend on something stupid, go ahead and get yourself this amazing iPod shuffle and I promise, that you will be the coolest kid on your block (or the stupidest)!